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Hey Dick Head….

by Jezzabel on June 21, 2012

I am a bitch! News flash? Not really. I am a very direct type of woman, and I’m not going to dance around your candy ass and sugar coat things to spare your feelings. If you ask me a question, but might be offended by my answer you probably shouldn’t ask me in the first place. I am not here to hold your hand, coddle you, or tell you everything is going to be OK. If that’s what you are looking for, pick up that fucking phone and call your mother!!

I am called a Humiliatrix for a reason. I enjoy embarrassing you, I relish the way your voice sounds when you are subjected to my degradation, and it makes me wet knowing your masculinity dwindles away with each lash of my razor sharp tongue. Being a bitch means I won’t compromise my beliefs or ideals. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me.  My courage, strength,and pride overwhelm you and probably make you jealous as these are personality traits you will never have! I am outspoken, opinionated and determined to get what I want! If you have a problem with that, you better sit down and get the fuck out of my way!

So, now that we have my personality all cleared up, let’s talk about yours. There are so many different directions I could go here but let me dumb it down for you a bit OK?  The best way I can sum it up for you would be actually very simple.

YOU ARE A DICK HEAD!!!

Which type of dickhead are you?? Give me a call so I can establish which category fits you best!

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The Pathetic Loser

by Jezzabel on June 4, 2012

OK, so I have this caller who just can’t seem to get his shit together. Every time we speak, he is telling me about something he has managed to fuck up. Last week, he got in trouble at work for falling asleep on the job, and was put on “job probation” while this week, he was telling me that he managed to back into a car while at the grocery store.

Then there are the problems in the bedroom. That’s an entirely separate issue. His wife left him 2 years ago, and since his divorce he has had 5 different girlfriends leave his sorry ass.  I cant say I wouldn’t do the same!! He has a 4 inch dip stick, which is about the same thickness as his thumb. He is lazy when it comes to having sex. He typically gets off in under 3 minutes when he has sex. He isn’t able to get his girlfriend off at all,(probably why they keep leaving his ass)  and he “doesn’t like going down on his girlfriends because he thinks it’s gross”!!

I gave him a nice little bitch slap of reality tonight when he started whining. My theory is – “If you are short on meat, you have to EAT!!!” He is being a greedy selfish bastard and he has absolutely no right to act that way. Huge fuckin looser with a capital “L” that honestly needs to man the fuck up for once! He is such a fucking failure, I found the picture below extremely appropriate for him. I hope you enjoy it douche bag!!

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Jezzabel 1-877-770-0767

Humiliatrix Jezzabel

This Freakshow Phone Sex blog written by Jezzabel.
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